The growing epidemic that is "gangstaz"

If there is one thing I dislike it's this fashion trend of people walking around dressed as if they're "gangster" (Not the well dressed gangster that we know and love from the 1930's, but the present day gangster, wearing clothes two sizes too big. All I see is a man with low self-esteem determined to make himself seem bigger than he actually is. This fashion trend is spreading faster than swine flu.

These men vote....

We’ve all seen them, the guys walking around with their hat turned sideways (even though, it’s uncomftable due to the geography of the skull, and the shape of the hat. Society wants us to wear those hats straight, but these gangsters won’t have it.) They walk around shopping centres with oversized “bling” that looks like it came out of a cereal box. Pants around their ass, cartoon character boxers showing and a belt wrapped around it all, holding this "fashion statement" together. They attempt to make it look like it comes perfectly natural too them, all it does is cause them to walk around in a way that suggests they’ve shit themselves and are having issues with the weight of it pulling their pants down. They walk around confident that they're striking fear into people. They do strike fear into me, I'll admit that, but not in the way that they intended. When I see these guys I fear two things.

A man who looks like he's half prepared to take a dump...and women find this attractive?

1) These people can vote.

2) These people reproduce.

You see them and just you want to walk up, smack their hat back to its correct position and say “you’re a 20 year old white guy who went to private school, you get dropped off at soccer practice by your parents in their $100,000 car. You are not a middle aged man who lives in the slums, selling crack, living week to week and having sex with a large amount of women who’ve probably had more traffic through their legs than the Harbour bridge has had cars drive over it.”