Guys that wear sunglasses at night. I hope you trip in front of a bus as a direct result of your vanity.

If there's one thing that annoys me it's guys who wear sunglasses at night. Right off the bat, they're known as "SUNglasses" for a reason. They are designed to block out the giant ball of light in the sky that's so powerful that if you look at it directly it can blind you. They aren't however designed to be worn when artifical light is required to see where you're going. When I see someone floundering (I say floundering because wearing sunglasses at night is the equivalent of making yourself legally bling) around at night with sunglasses I come to one of two conclusions;

1) He's blind.
2) He's a douchebag who thinks women will think he's mysterious because they can't see his eyes.

The typical assholes you see wearing sunglasses inside and at night. That feeling you have right now is fear, fear that your children will group up with morons like this.

Unless they're tapping a cane on the ground in front of them or they're walking a dog covered in a harness that proclaims it's a seeing eye dog, I'm going to be going with 2.
When you go for a night out in the city you're guaranteed to see them. They walk around, chests and chin puffed out with an unearned aura of arrogance and superiority around them. You look at them, you tilt your head to the left, you sigh and you think to yourself "it's such a shame your parents had sex...."